The first thing I ever saw John Simm in was Life On Mars. Since then I’ve gone on to hunt down watch more of his stuff, like Human Traffic, State Of Play, and even his appearance on Doctor Who as The Master (which I later went out and brought on DVD. Just those two episodes. Fan-girling to the max). And he gets bonus points for playing Bernard Sumner in 24 Hour Party People!
So, why do I love him? Well, to tell the truth, I’m not really sure. There’s the fact that he’s a great actor, but I reckon the fact that he’s drop-dead-gorgeous has a lot to do with it. I’m shallow like that.
He’s in a band, y’know. He plays guitar and does backing vocals. The bastard is MULTI-TALENTED. Mmm. And he wears horiffic clothes, like that AC-DC t-shirt. If I ever got my hands on him when he was wearing it, I’d shoot him help him get it off.
He also has the most soothing voice ever. Fuck taking lemsip when we’re sick, we should just listen to John Simm reading childrens books…
Ok, one more picture and I’m done. I know I haven’t made a very convincing argument. But… fuck. THE PICTURES. Ok. Maybe three more pictures then.
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Yes, he can be cute, but he just ends up reminding me of Simon Pegg! Whenever I go on a Spaced binge, I always feel like watching Human Traffic..
Comment by ohwowtotally September 9, 2008 @ 9:28 amHe’s alright, but he’s no Johnny Depp circa …Gilbert Grape. He looks like too much of a twat, no offense, it’s just in the face.
Comment by naked4men September 9, 2008 @ 12:33 pmHe is okay, 5 out of 10.
Comment by cornrowsplease September 11, 2008 @ 3:53 pmTake that back! He’s wonderful! He’s the fucking messiah.
Comment by Caitlin September 14, 2008 @ 2:20 pmMmmm… John Simm. How I love him.
Comment by Sam September 28, 2008 @ 10:30 pmHe’s so very adorable, especially in the second picture with his dorky smile.
Squeeeee!