Sucking Off A Grizzly


Worst, Worst Album Covers by deletegmailcom
September 9, 2008, 12:24 pm
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Oh my! That is bad. When I thought Mrs. Mills’ Let’s Have Another Party was bad…

Nothing could have prepared me for this one, not even a light-hearted discussion over the giving and/or receiving of human to bear  fellatio could have made me ready to witness a naked man holding a pig in the mud. I mean, as if it wasn’t enough to take in, I am now led to believe that this, obscenity, represents and provides preface to, MUSIC of all blessed things …Wait, there’s more!:

Four, elderly men requesting to “touch Him” (a bit far don’t you think?);

Oh wait, never mind that comment on the ‘crossing of the line’, this proves that there is no line to cross, or at least, the album is so far over it that it knowest not where the line was initially and manages to transcend all lines ever created and offend everyone. “NEXT!”;

*distainfully* “Herbie Mann, are you trying to be, um …Sexy?”

My, oh my! Maybe if you weren’t, y’know, holding a SHOTGUN-like-flute and covered in hair thats quantity is only attractive to a BEAR, you’d be getting there. Also, refrain from instructing the person you are wooing to “Push, Push” and maybe keep your face well lit so as to avoid confusion with a SERIAL KILLER.

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Men To Objectify: John Simm by Caitlin
September 9, 2008, 9:09 am
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The first thing I ever saw John Simm in was Life On Mars. Since then I’ve gone on to hunt down watch more of his stuff, like Human Traffic, State Of Play, and even his appearance on Doctor Who as The Master (which I later went out and brought on DVD. Just those two episodes. Fan-girling to the max). And he gets bonus points for playing Bernard Sumner in 24 Hour Party People!

Simm-mmmm...

Simm-mmmm...

So, why do I love him? Well, to tell the truth, I’m not really sure. There’s the fact that he’s a great actor, but I reckon the fact that he’s drop-dead-gorgeous has a lot to do with it. I’m shallow like that.

*grin*

*grin*

He’s in a band, y’know. He plays guitar and does backing vocals. The bastard is MULTI-TALENTED. Mmm. And he wears horiffic clothes, like that AC-DC t-shirt. If I ever got my hands on him when he was wearing it, I’d shoot him help him get it off.

Umm... SQUEE!?

Umm... SQUEE!?

He also has the most soothing voice ever. Fuck taking lemsip when we’re sick, we should just listen to John Simm reading childrens books…

Ok, one more picture and I’m done. I know I haven’t made a very convincing argument. But… fuck. THE PICTURES. Ok. Maybe three more pictures then.

One!

One!

Two!

Two!

Three!

Three!



Adorable men? by ohwowtotally
September 9, 2008, 8:04 am
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My favourite is Edgar Wright, who directs and co-writes things, such as Spaced, Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz. I first saw him on an interview on At The Movies, and instantly found him adorable; the hair, the teeth, the accent, the geek-iness…

ABC interview

ABC interview

I’m bad at choosing photos, so here are a few…

Edgar..

Edgar..

Edgar; the one in the middle.
Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright, Nick Frost



The Nuge by deletegmailcom
September 8, 2008, 10:09 am
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Well-known racist and homophobe Ted Nugent, apparently also hates synthesizers now.



So while I was off sick today… by Caitlin
September 8, 2008, 7:29 am
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Notebookkk!

Notebookkk!

I made this notebook. About 100 pages. HAND SEWN TOGETHER. Pretty sweet, huh?



Men To Objectify: Bear Grylls by Caitlin
September 5, 2008, 12:03 pm
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Everyone knows that I’m probably the Worlds Biggest Pervert*. I’ve skipped school to watch cute guys at the bus interchange. I’ve spent five hours awake on a plane, watching two gorgeous Welsh guys get progressively drunker, in the almost-hope that they would make out because I could. I am committed to my objectification of pretty men. And this has led me to this series of posts, called Men to Objectify.

Let’s start with Bear Grylls. Because his name seems appropriate to the title of the site.

Bear Grylls. Looking dirrrtty.

Bear Grylls. Looking dirrrtty.

Bear (hee-hee-hee) is the presenter of a show called Man Vs. Wild. In the show, he goes around and puts himself in the most inhospitable places ever, and shows you how to survive. Sounds like a good show, right?

NO. It’s an AMAZING show. Really. He seems to eat everything he can find (in the episode I was watching tonight, he went through a scorpion, a lizard, a spider, lots of other stuff I can’t remember too), takes his shirt off a lot, and speaks like he should be a reporter for the BBC. I can see it now…

This is Bear Grylls, reporting from Kandahar, Afghanistan...

This is Bear Grylls, reporting from Kandahar, Afghanistan...

But that’s not the only reason to objectify him. Apart from hosting the lamest doucheiest best show in the world, he does work for charities, used to be in the SAS, and has climbed Everest. If this is a man not worthy of being objectified, then frankly I don’t know who is.

Part of me wants Bear Grylls to become my generations Chuck Norris. Y’know: Bear Grylls doesn’t sleep. He waits. Oh, wait. Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris of our generation? Fuck. Oh well. Another picture?

Mmm. I wouldnt mind - no. Im not even going NEAR that joke...

Mmm. I wouldn't mind - no. I'm not even going NEAR that joke...

Oh, and of course, here’s the obligatory Shirtless Bear Grylls picture.

Mmmmmm... Bear Grylls... Shirtless...

Mmmmmm... Bear Grylls... Shirtless...

*No, seriously, if there was an award for it, I would win. Hands down. The above post is reason enough.



What? by Caitlin
September 5, 2008, 8:06 am
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Ok, so what is Sucking Off A Grizzly exactly? Frankly, I’ve no idea. If I were in a pretentious mood, maybe I’d say it was a free-form, pseudo-creative, faux-fur wearing website of amazing-ness and wit.

But since I’m not, I reckon it’s just a place for people to dump their art, their writing, their music, their observations (whether they’re on music, fashion or books or whatever) and all the other shit that doesn’t really belong anywhere else.

Please, join in.