Sucking Off A Grizzly

Why didn’t they just show us this at SHLiRP? by deletegmailcom
September 23, 2008, 11:17 pm
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Maybe, it’s just me, but doesn’t this seem a little raunchy for a music video?

I still like it though… The video that is… I like New Order but ironically I like old New Order better than new New Order.

New Order – Krafty


Obsessed With Black Men by deletegmailcom
September 12, 2008, 1:15 am
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I don’t know what it is about them, they’re just so mightily desirable. I think its probably the way they speak and their winning smiles..

11 of my favourite talented black men are (in alphabetical order):


1. Tunde Adebimpe

1. Tunde Adebimpe

Musician, Lead Singer from TV On The Radio.


2. Richard Ayoade

 Actor, plays ‘Moss’ in The IT Crowd, also in Darkplace.

2. Gary Beadle

3. Gary Beadle

 Actor, plays ‘Saffie’s’ husband in Absolutely Fabulous, also in East-Enders.

3. Andre Benjamin

4. Andre Benjamin

 Musician, aka Andre 3000 from Outkast.

4. Devonate Hynes

5. Devonate Hynes

 Musician, aka Lightspeed Champion.

5. The Mitchell Brothers (l. Tony, r. Teddy)

6 & 7. l. Tony Nianin, r. Teddy Hanson

 Musicians, aka The Mitchell Brothers.

6. Kele Okereke

8. Kele Okereke

Musician, lead singer from Bloc Party.

7. Sidney Poitier

9. Sidney Poitier

Actor, was in that ‘A Patch of Blue‘ movie that I was trying to get Chiara and Caitlin to buy the novelisation of from my bookshop.

8. Andrew Shim

10. Andrew Shim

 Actor, played ‘Milky’ in This Is England.

10. Katt Williams

11. Katt Williams



Which is your favourite from these? Is there anyone I missed?

By the way, is it OK to objectify black men? Am I being racist if i objectify a black man? Am I being racist calling them ‘black’ rather than ‘coloured’ or ‘Negro’ or ‘of African decendency’ or that word, that-if-you-say-it-around-a-black-person-you-should-most-definitely-get-shot?  Am I being racist not including a Caucasian, Asian or otherwise? Am I being sexist and racist not including a black woman? Am I paranoid? Like hell I am.

Hook, Punch-Line & Sinker. by deletegmailcom
September 9, 2008, 1:33 pm
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Close your eyes …Oh wait damn! Read the instructions first and then close your eyes and repeat them. I want you to imagine that you are adrift in a warm ocean of collective thoughts (S.O.A.G.)… …Within this ocean there are beautiful boats… …Sirens singing appreciative notes praising the male figure… …Then, all of a sudden this idiot whaling ship (me) goes through the middle and pollutes the delicate atmosphere with terribly immature jokes – carefully phrased to sound intelligent – and, dragging its net behind it, swallows up any remaining decency in big gulps.

Worst, Worst Album Covers by deletegmailcom
September 9, 2008, 12:24 pm
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Oh my! That is bad. When I thought Mrs. Mills’ Let’s Have Another Party was bad…

Nothing could have prepared me for this one, not even a light-hearted discussion over the giving and/or receiving of human to bear  fellatio could have made me ready to witness a naked man holding a pig in the mud. I mean, as if it wasn’t enough to take in, I am now led to believe that this, obscenity, represents and provides preface to, MUSIC of all blessed things …Wait, there’s more!:

Four, elderly men requesting to “touch Him” (a bit far don’t you think?);

Oh wait, never mind that comment on the ‘crossing of the line’, this proves that there is no line to cross, or at least, the album is so far over it that it knowest not where the line was initially and manages to transcend all lines ever created and offend everyone. “NEXT!”;

*distainfully* “Herbie Mann, are you trying to be, um …Sexy?”

My, oh my! Maybe if you weren’t, y’know, holding a SHOTGUN-like-flute and covered in hair thats quantity is only attractive to a BEAR, you’d be getting there. Also, refrain from instructing the person you are wooing to “Push, Push” and maybe keep your face well lit so as to avoid confusion with a SERIAL KILLER.

Men that are perfect: Daniel Brühl, j0ames and Gael García Bernal by deletegmailcom
September 8, 2008, 11:21 am
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Everyone has probably noticed that I don’t mind calling other men attractive, so what?

Anyway, I just wanted to showcase three of my favourites:

First: Daniel Brühl; the amazing German/Spanish actor who has notably been in Goodbye Lenin!, The Edukators and Jeux Noel. Born “Daniel César Martín Brühl González Domingo” (no joke), he is so wonderful and sensitive and marvelous and good at acting and just down-right attractive.

Second on the list is j0ames, the very special, most-definitely-under-18-year-old, youtube vlogger.

He does after all, have a spine-tingling-ly Brittish accent. Here is his first vlog for your viewing pleasure, a short note though, it does go for nearly ten and a half minutes (every second worth it), so be sure to get yourself comfortable.

(for some reason this won’t embed itself on the page, so here is the link:

If you’re still not satisfied, there is the actor Gael García Bernal (Motorcycle Diaries, Science of Sleep, Babel) who speaks French, Italian, Spanish and some Portuguese not to mention is entirely charming. I mean, who wouldn’t go for someone in a cat or bear for that matter suit singing a cover of The Velvet Underground’s After Hours with different lyrics?

So there you are, what wonderful people those men are, I’m sure.

The Nuge by deletegmailcom
September 8, 2008, 10:09 am
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Well-known racist and homophobe Ted Nugent, apparently also hates synthesizers now.

Mommy + Daddy Bear by deletegmailcom
September 8, 2008, 7:31 am
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So, Caitlin was bugging me to post something and i was all “not-knowing-what-to-post”-ish so i did a little google search… obviously it had to have some relation to the title of the blog (which, i think needs an entire post to explain so i’ll leave that for later) and so i search the word bear. What came up on about page 13 was a yahoo answers page posing the question “Are bears attracted to the smell of menstrating women?”. Reply: ” I have always thought so/I mean if a male human is aroused by the hormonal smells of a ripe woman then it stands to reason…” What a laugh.